Non bengalis kindly excuse... You might not understand the post completely.
You know you are a old generation Bong if...
You know you are a old generation Bong if...
(The younger generation might not associate with the following list)
- You are extremely proud of "Robi Thakur" (Rabindranath Tagore)...n Netaji.
- You will own/inherit a copy of the "Gitobitan"...maybe also a huge record player, where you can play the "Hemanta" records.
- For you, no meal is complete without "maach".
- You are proud of your fish buying skills.
- Your beverage of choice is tea (chaa)... n u will surely know wot "Makaibari" means.
- As soon as you are back from office, you crave for "Chaa" and "Muri".
- You can consume sweets as if there is no tomorrow... a bong wedding is sure to have atleast one "Rosogolla" eating competition.
- You refuse to believe in allopathy.
- You would have a family homeopathic doctor though.
- Your day is incomplete without the "adda" (more closer to idle gossip)... PNPC.. :)
- You will have a cute "daak-naam" like Khoka, Tukai, Mitthu, Babu, Pintu etc...
(This one is for the Bhadrolok) - You own atleast one monkey cap... the monstrosity which serves as a cap cum muffler when a bong leaves Kolkata for colder destinations.
- You have an eternal fixation for "Jholas"... and you will most definitely carry a "thole" while going shopping... (I think this should be promoted and we all should carry our own shopping bags - "Say no to plastic bags")
- You can talk about Football at the drop of the hat... and the team you support is more likely to be either Mohan Bagan or East Bengal n not Chelsea or Manchester United.
- You are an ardent fan and supporter of "Dada" (Saurav Ganguly).
- Your day starts with music lessons, practicing Rabindra Sangeet, after all the "Abritti" competition is just around the corner.
- You are just nuts about "jatras".
- You must definitely adore Uttam kumar and love watching Uttam-suchitra classics.
- For you, the Ambassador is a royal vehicle.
- You, most definitely, wear glasses.
- Your cosmetics include Cuticura talcum powder, Keo Karpin and Boroline.
Today's generation Bongs are a changed lot. But,
- We are still proud of Rabindranath Tagore... also Sushmita Sen.
- We still love the varities of fish/seafood... n we most definitely have a sweet tooth.
- We find Coffee to be a more stylish beverage.. thanks to the Baristas and Starbucks around.
- The first signs of cold are enough to make us rush to the nearest Allopathic doctor.
- The days of PNPC are alas gone.. now we have Facebook, Twitter n the likes.
- The "daak-naams" still exist...
- We won't be caught dead wearing a monkey cap, but we do don a layer of innerwear when subjected to colder climatic conditions.
- Jholas are passe...
- Its more cool to be a ManU fan and EPL is lot more exciting... :-)
- Bengali Rock bands rock!!!... seriously... have u heard Fossils, Bhumi, Cactus, Chondrobindu?
- We can still admire the Uttam Kumar movies... its sad that even with abundance of talent, bengali cinema is not getting its dues...
- We still have poor eyesights, thankfully no one knows coz of the contact lenses.
- The smell of Keo Karpin and Boroline still makes us nostalgic.
- We still wear Dhuti Panjabi / Taanter Sari on Ashtami...
- "Bijoya" still means "Pronaam" and "Sharodiya Shubeccha"...
- We still love Daab Chingri, Mochaar daalna, Shorshe Ilish n Kabiraaji Cutlet... (could go on and on...)
- We still love to travel.. Wanderlust...
Keep the Bong Connection alive!!
P.S. This was posted by a "Probaashi" Bengali... The nuances of being the quintessential Bengali might be missing but I am a Bong at heart... :)
5 comments:
Kudos to "The Author"....what an observation...
Thanks Malayaj... :)
vyapok collection...
chaa ar muri jogar hoye aaj kal???
Hain.. aami khete paayi Chaa aar Muri... :)
Daarun post'ta. Probashi bangali howa shotteo ei shob chhoto jinishgulo moner kotota kache thake, ta bujhtei parchi... amio probashi bangali :D jodio shob kota'r shaathe relate korte pari na, toba motamuti shob'i hoye :P
Shundor lekha... keep writing :)
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